Pseudoephedrine + Ibuprofen + Caffine

My life was insufficently challenging so I decided that I'd contract a cold to make things a little more interesting. I'm hanging on by a thread today. If it weren't for a highly controlled decongestant, the miracle of modern non-steroidal anti-inflammatory drugs, and a steady stream of Diet Mt. Dew I'd probably have collapsed on my way up the Southeast staircase of the Jackson Street Station. I have an assignment worth 1/5 of my Legal Writing grade due on Friday, an above average reading load for this week, and I still haven't gotten my outlines coherently started. I see lots of time spent in the library in my future. Maybe I should have opted to become a clairvoyant rather than an attorney.